we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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