i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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