so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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