He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
When are your genitals available?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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