before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i think my cat just said my name.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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