You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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