Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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