Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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