update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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