we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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