so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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