Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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