Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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