I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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