Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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