dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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