Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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