you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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