I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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