..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.