I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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