went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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