so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
