Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you would pick up someone in the library
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.