Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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