She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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