is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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