You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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