We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
please don't ironically join a cult
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