OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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