White coat. Heels.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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