U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
