I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
