on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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