Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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