no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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