Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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