I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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