he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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