I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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