Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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