Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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