I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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