You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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