i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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