i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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