She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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