that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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