8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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