I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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