i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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