One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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