do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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