Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You almost got us killed.
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