susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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