If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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